He had just taken a shower, and smelt divine. I was horny and ready to go. We did the position he’s best at, him on top with my legs over his shoulders. I was really getting into it and about two seconds away from having an orgasm. My eyes were closed, I was screaming, my whole body tensed. My whole body, except for my asshole apparently. Because I let an outrageous fart rip.
I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. I could have laughed it off, like he wanted me too. But no. I proceeded to start crying. And crying and crying until he handed me my clothes and turned the lights on.
Worst sex ever.