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female-trouble:

looking up how to hang myself, because when I’m in a situation where I would rather kill myself than do something even worse, I don’t wanna fuck it up. 

— 1 year ago with 2 notes

female-trouble:

looking up how to hang myself, because when I’m in a situation where I would rather kill myself than do something even worse, I don’t wanna fuck it up. 

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
MY 21ST BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!

female-trouble:

Meet me at the flagpole if you wanna get fucked up on SOCO. 

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
female-trouble:

Look what I made guys. Print it out. Use it. 

female-trouble:

Look what I made guys. Print it out. Use it. 

— 1 year ago with 10 notes
#fuck  #daryan tygart 
female-trouble:

It makes me really sad that no one has complimented me on my shirt today. 

female-trouble:

It makes me really sad that no one has complimented me on my shirt today. 

— 1 year ago with 17 notes
female-trouble:

It makes me really sad that no one has complimented me on my shirt today. 

female-trouble:

It makes me really sad that no one has complimented me on my shirt today. 

— 1 year ago with 17 notes
Just in case you guys forgot. I held a contest once

female-trouble:

Where I asked my followers to send me dick pics, and I would photoshop the best one and post it on here. 

I only got one dick pic. 

image

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
bailosaurusrex:

Most beautiful weed, I’ve ever smoked. 

bailosaurusrex:

Most beautiful weed, I’ve ever smoked. 

(Source: female-trouble)

— 2 years ago with 3 notes
So I was having sex with my boyfriend…


He had just taken a shower, and smelt divine. I was horny and ready to go. We did the position he’s best at, him on top with my legs over his shoulders. I was really getting into it and about two seconds away from having an orgasm. My eyes were closed, I was screaming, my whole body tensed. My whole body, except for my asshole apparently. Because I let an outrageous fart rip. 

I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. I could have laughed it off, like he wanted me too. But no. I proceeded to start crying. And crying and crying until he handed me my clothes and turned the lights on. 

Worst sex ever. 

— 2 years ago with 14 notes
#fart sex  #fart  #it could have been a queef